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General, Parenting

April 29, 2018

DJ Dentist and the Hip Hop Hygienist

Have you watched A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix? There’s a line in the theme song that says “This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day.” Change “show” to “shot” and you’ve got the theme song to Kiefer’s nightmares.

Family, General

April 16, 2018

We Don’t All

We’re not one of those “we all do this” kind of families. You won’t hear me say “we’re all night owls” or “we all love chocolate candies filled with copious amounts of peanut butter” or “we’re all super into bird-watching.” We can barely even get ourselves in semi-matching clothes for family photos, let alone get ourselves into unanimously matching tastes and preferences for life.

General

March 6, 2018

The Magic of Music & Yawns

Every music class in grade school taught me that songs in a major key sound happy and songs in a minor key sound sad, and yet I still cannot explain how a certain distance between notes tells our minds to tell our hearts to feel happy or sad.

General, Parenting

February 21, 2018

You Can’t Schedule a Fiasco

But the best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and a mere two days into this heroic new schedule we had one of those “spills and stubbed toes” kind of mornings, a “tears and exhaustion” kind of morning, a “poop-fiasco-that-nobody-wants-to-hear-the-details-of” kind of morning.

General

January 4, 2018

My Year in Books 2017

Here they are! The hodge-podge collection of books that filled my time, my brain, and my heart this year.

Narrative, Parenting

October 25, 2017

Mud Babies An Illustrated and True(ish) Short Story

He looks back at Will, and down again at his own filthy self.
“This,” he thinks, “got a little out of hand.”

General

September 18, 2017

Lessons Learned From the 3 Day Novel Contest

This year was my first time ever taking part in the crazy intense writing extravaganza known as the 3 Day Novel Contest. For those of you who don’t know, the 3 Day Novel Contest has been occurring annually over the long Labor Day weekend (or Labour Day, since it originates in Canada) for 40 years […]

Fostering

May 24, 2017

In Which I Lose An Argument About Ghosts #pointbanana

At this point I considered dismissing the conversation and telling her to just make sure she was nice to the ghost so it wouldn’t haunt her when she went to bed (kidding!), but instead the “I’m a good mom and I love to look for learning opportunities” light bulb went on over my head and I decided it was a great time to have a “how do we learn to think about things clearly” discussion. So I sat up straight, leaned towards her, and beckoned smilingly.

General

March 31, 2017

Knit Together The magic of creating

“Tante, how do you make a guy?” asked my 4-year-old as he stared hard at the yarn in one hand and the crochet hook in the other, tapping them pointlessly against each other. As you can see in the above picture, my son was seated next to my sister (“Tante” = “aunt” in German) on the couch, both […]

Featured, Narrative, Parenting

March 8, 2017

A Little Bit Morning An Illustrated and True(ish) Short Story

Part 1 – Mom It was Saturday morning, and my four year old showed up next to my bed, poking me gently but insistently in the back. I flopped over to respond to him, first suppressing that momentary dread that always accompanies the sudden appearance of a small pale face several inches away from mine […]

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